The LG Wine has the usual bells and whistles – music player, 1.3MP camera, GPS, Bluetooth – but keeps the rest simple and sophisticated. The bright 5.5-centimetre screen and extra-large keys make it ideal for old people, clubbers and old-people clubbers. Exclusively available from Bell Mobility, if you can still stand to buy from them after their fucking inane “er” campaign.
$79.99 with three-year contract from Bell Mobility, bellmobility.ca
