Dear Sasha,
I have a female doctor and always have an erection when I go see her…
At this appointment I told her my penis was very sore. She told me to disrobe from my bottom down. When she examined me, my penis was very hard and erect – I couldn’t believe how big and hard it was.
She offered to help me out and gave me a hand job. Then she couldn’t resist and started to suck my cock like crazy. Don’t tell anybody about this. Soon after she removed her panties and jacket we started to fuck like crazy. She moaned very load and we almost got caught. She’s also married. What do you think I should do?
Sab
Purple up your prose a little (tit size of doctor in relation to fruit, moisture level of pussy, ass versus nickel/quarter/dime, etc) and send this to the right address: penthouseletters.com. With any luck, they’ll publish it alongside a fabulously cliched photo essay based on your fantasy.
Dear Sasha,
There’s been some controversy or disgust about oversized clitorises lately. My ex-girlfriend and I, perhaps from too much oral sex, now have oversized clitorises, or rather, oversexed clitorises. In fact, I find it hard now to get turned on if a woman doesn’t have one.
I don’t understand why people think oversized clitorises are disgusting. To me, having a small clitoris is equal to having a small dick – it’s no fun. Society’s ignorance of the similarities between the two apparatuses only serves to repress female sexuality. Going down on someone with an oversized clitoris is the bomb.
Am I right or just weird?
Packing Lesbo
There are already several wars being waged against female sexual pleasure, Packing, some of them thousands of years old. The last thing we need is a gang of lesbians starting a battle of the Clits Versus the Clits Not. Your disdain for those who are not so impressively endowed is no different than that shown to women with larger clitorises.
Actively cultivating revulsion around sexual differences never ends well, as you so aptly put it: “Society’s ignorance of the similarities between the two apparatuses only serves to repress female sexuality.”
Also, unless you and your girlfriend were eating testosterone cupcakes and then going down on each other, it is unlikely that your clits grew because of too much oral sex.
Dear Sasha,
Could you please tell me how the case about regulating sex work in Ontario by Judge Himel landed in the highest court before it was decided by the Ontario Court of Appeal?
From Li With Love
Yes I can, Li. It didn’t.
You’re probably conflating two separate cases currently before the Canadian courts regarding the constitutionality of Canada’s prostitution laws.
The first was brought forward by three Toronto-based current and former sex workers. “The trial judge, Susan Himel, essentially found in their favour,” says sex worker activist Cara Gillies. “The federal government is appealing that ruling and the Ontario Court of Appeal will hear the case the week of June 13.
The federal government is just another party to the case, so they have to go through the same steps and levels of courts as anyone else.” The second case is being brought forward by Pivot Legal Society in BC. The org is challenging the notion that former workers cannot be part of an action that impacts them because they are no longer working. Here’s a good description of this case.
One exciting bit of information in the aforementioned case is that Maggie’s and POWER, both sex work advocacy groups from Ontario, have been granted intervenor status. You may remember when the case was first brought forward The Catholic Civil Rights League, REAL Women of Canada and the Christian Legal Fellowship were granted “friend of the courts” intervenor status.
I was present in court when these three groups presented arguments. It was surreal, to say the least, to see their lead counsel trot out cannibalism, bestiality and that old chestnut, white slavery, to argue against a human rights issue. I’m glad that this time people whose experiences are relevant will have their say.
Dear Sasha,
I have long wanted to visit the Oasis Aqualounge (well, since I first heard about the place, after seeing photos of Toni Johnson taking part in the SlutWalk). Unfortunately, I’m a single guy, and single guys are verboten at this place. I’m pretty sure most of the girls I know would slap me in the face if I asked them to accompany me.
So I was wondering if you’d consider being my date – my ticket in – this Saturday? (You’ll be there anyway?) If not, could you suggest how I might be able to meet girls who’d be interested in this type of club? I know this is a long shot, but no harm in asking, right?
JB
Oh dear. See, this is precisely why single men are not permitted during regular hours at Oasis Aqualounge, JB.
I’ll elaborate:
I haven’t a clue who you are, yet you have the nuts to ask me to get you into a swingers club so you can meet someone (I’ll assume, knowing Toni) whose nude pictures you saw online. Based on this request alone, I have to wonder what your ensuing behaviour at the club would be like. You are asking me to endorse what could potentially be inappropriate conduct. Why would I do this? Why would I open other women up to this possibility?
I hope at some point single straight men will be more welcome in places like this, but with that reception has to come a radical shift in understanding female sexual expression and independence.
Women who write about sex, who promote the idea of body liberation and who are sex-positive are not automatically available to men. We are taking up space of our own, and a large part of this means not having to negotiate and be accountable for potentially untoward male behaviour.
Having said that, there is nothing stopping you from calling up an escort and paying her to be your date for the night.
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