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Raising the bar
Until you get that monkey butler, MyFountain aims to simplify your getting-wasted needs by dispensing beer, wine or mixed drinks at the push of a button. Self-cleaning and self-sanitizing, it wirelessly downloads recipes so you don’t find out first-hand that merlot mixed with tequila tastes like shit. It can also serve non-alcoholic beverages – but then, marijuana is also pretty just to look at.
$1,750 from www.digitalbeverages.com