Is the suffocating serenity of your Zen garden luring you to the deep end of the koi pond? Forget swimming with those spaced-out fishies and kitsch things up with a few retro lawn flamingos. This kooky pair is the perfect cure for type A yards. Just don’t overpopulate your turf; frat-house-prank chic isn’t a decor trend. Yet. $24.95 for two, Eye Spy, 1100 Queen East, 416-461-4061, www.eyespygifts.com.