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Vancouver-based Mobiado launches the PRO 105GCB, a luxury mobile for those way above the iPhone income bracket. This quadband GSM moby features a solid brass frame with sapphire crystal panels and buttons and – just to raise the freight some more – the whole thing’s smothered with 24-karat-gold plating. Also makes phone calls, probably.
$4,275 from mobiado.com.