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Fighting the battle against irrelevance, Victorinox Swiss Army has modernized its popular multi-tool knife with the SwissMemory Beat MP3 Player . The 1GB player also features a backlit screen, stereo FM radio, digital voice recorder and remote control. The less techie side boasts the standard blade, scissors, nail file and cleaner.
$150 from La Swiss Time , Eaton Centre, 220 Yonge, 416-581-0096