I know you all probably can’t wait for February 14. I’m sure, in fact, that you have it circled on your calendar with a big red heart and every time you walk through the drug store and see the stacks chocolate boxes tied with satin ribbon you swoon and think, “I wonder which one of those will be mine?”
But if, by chance, you’re opinion of Valentine’s Day is low because gifts like chocolates, roses, bubbly and cinnamon hearts are feeling more stale than sweet, we’ve found a treat guaranteed to spice things up more than a pair of crotchless panties ever could.
Lady and gentleman lovers (drum roll), introducing Cocky Willy Naughty Condom Creations. On first glance, it’s just the usual bouquet of flowers and greenery but, wait, those aren’t pussy willows popping out of the basket! They’re inflated rubbers.
Each arrangement comes packed with surprises like handcuffs, body paint, massage oil and candy bras. If that’s not enough to keep you busy while you’re getting busy, orders can be customized with additional boot knocking accessories.
Log on to CockyWilly.com to place your order. Prices start at $29.99 and shipping anywhere in Ontario is $9.95.
For more unconventional Valentine ideas, check out the Love & Sex gift guide!
