Rolexes are for losers. In just 12 years, Swiss watchmaker Urwerk became the bling to bring for those earning a recession-proof living. The stunning rose-gold coloured 103.09 features a futuristic titanium form with an orbital satellite complication that’s as imaginative as the chassis. If you find it confusing to tell the time, pay someone a salary to read it for you, since you’re the type who can spend Porsche money on your friggin’ wrist.
$66,000 from Louis Black, 24 Bellair, 416-920-8338, www.louis-black.com.