Hip Russian designer Art Lebedev is introducing a new way to tell the time. The Verbarius answers the question "What time is it?" by awesomely writing it out, i.e., "Quarter to nine" or "Eight-thirty pm." Unfortunately, it won't write that you're a pretentious jackass for dropping two bills on this type of thing.
Pre-order for $200 (converted from 4,450.00 rubles) from www.artlebedev.com