Message boards are full of dipshits and assholes. They bitch about all the silly drama in their lives, about the next Batman movie and all those cranky, fascist mods. So pretend you’re one of them and antagonize gullible idiots with made-up, ridiculously offensive opinions.
Good starting points include message boards for indie rock and goth culture (Toronto has both), but if you’re feeling sassy and bold, try the big leagues like the Maury Povitch forum or Linkin Park’s official board. If you have time to kill online, someone is always stupid enough to respond. ed