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Buttons, in medium, large and keychain sizes.
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Blow-up clapper. Works better with two.
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Thermo coffee mug. Also comes in red.
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Bobble heads: comes in Black Tie, Red Tie, and limited edition Football Tie.
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Foam fingers. (Index, not middle)
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Not true. Also not for sale.
So you want to show your support for the world's most notorious crack-smoking mayor, but you don't know how to do it? How about some Rob Ford Campaign Launch swag?
Ford officially launched his re-election bid on Thursday night with a rally at the cavernous Toronto Congress Centre in North Etobicoke. As part of his fundraising efforts, the mayor had a host of paraphernalia up for sale.
Here's everything you need to show you're a proud member of Ford Nation.
Blow-up clappers: $5.00
Thermo coffee mug (doubles as beer cup): $7.00
Foam fingers: $7.00
Black tie version: $30
Red tie version: $30
Limited edition football tie version: $100
Bumper stickers, mini flags: FREE!
Falsehood-emblazoned decommissioned fire truck: Not for sale.