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1. To fashion followers, these grey mukluks ($395, Over the Rainbow , 101 Yorkville, 416-967-7448) are to this year what Uggs were to last year. To the rest o’ y’all they’re fugly, and to our PETA pals murder. So write a letter.
2. These black suede high-heeled boots by Steve Madden ($170, Shoon, 760 Bathurst, 416-531-4211) are ver-ry Pocahontas In The City, non?
3. Not like you’ll be strolling in the snow anyway, these sassy elasticized ankle boots by Sugar ($166, Girl Friday , 740 Queen West, 416-364-2511) are best at providing heat indoors.
4. To show gratitude for a decade of support, the Australian Boot Company designed a version of its eponymous ankle boot with us in mind, called – what else, eh? – the Eh! Boot ($179.95, 791 Queen West, 416-504-2411).
5. If you want a faux fur alternative to the season’s trendiest boot silhouette, these Abominable Snowman-style booties ($49.97, Zellers , 2290 Dundas West, 416-534-9231, and others) are an obvious choice.
