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No boobs? No problem. Create the illusion of cup size – thanks to the criss-crossy bust – in this Hollywood goddess one-piece with removable halter straps ($169, Ups and Downs , 2010 Queen East, 416-686-3997).
Never mind that this dotty, cheap-yet-chic tankini ($12.57 each, Zellers , 3003 Danforth, 416-690-8777, www.hbc.com. ) is a budget buy. It comes with removable cup pads for quality nipple-itis options.
So little beach time, so many fashion options. Merge styles in this racy haltered cutout ($180, Melmira Swimsuits , 3212 Yonge, 416-485-0576, www.melmira.com).
Boast a bangin’ bod? Work it, sister, in this eensy, tie-dyed rainbow bikini ($14.90 each, H&M , 1 Dundas West, 416-593-0064, www.hm.com).
If you find your exhibitionist tendencies vary, cover up in this Roxy surf rashie and matching board shorts. Or go for flesh in the coordinating low-rider bikini bottoms and halter ($46, $58, $110, Sporting Life , 2665 Yonge, 416-485-1611, www.sportinglife.ca) – all sold separately.
