White sofas will be on your to-avoid list while you're sporting these dry denims by Nudie ($199, Body Blue Denim Lab , 724 Queen West, 416-703-7601). Until their first wash, that is.
Not fond of five-pocket stylings? Hit it in these Dahlia flat-front trouser-cuts from Fidelity, designed by Van-city jeans god Jason Trotzuk ($155, Over the Rainbow , 101 Yorkville, 416-967-7448, www.rainbowjeans.com).
Male control freaks, prepare to, uh, freak. At Model Citizen , you pick the material, the cut, the serging, the riveting, and then a skilled tailor puts it all together for a brilliant custom fit ($275, 416-553-6632).
Even if you aren't naturally blessed with a smoking-hot ass, your butt will be walking fire in these Chip and Pepper Blazing Saddle embroidered jeans ($425, Mendocino , 294 Queen West, 416-593-1011).
Got long, thin, modelly legs? How very lucky for you. Genetics (or starvation) has slipped you the secret password for entry into fashion's exclusive skinny jeans club. (Bitter? Who, me?) Work it while you can in this affordably priced version from the New & Denim collection ($39.90, H&M , 1 Dundas West, 416-593-0064, www.hm.com).