Rating: NNNNN
Ooh! Duran Duran is coming to the Kool Haus Friday (November 14), with the original lineup! Oh, my god! They’re so cute! I am so in love with John Taylor, and I know you are, too. But he isn’t the only cute one. Let’s see who’s the cutest! Then we can make fortune tellers by folding up some paper and figure out which one we’re going to marry. No cheating.
Simon Le Bon
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Astrological sign: Scorpio (forceful, magnetic, passionate)
Special skills: He’s hungry like the wolf and wants you to save him a prayer (squeal!).
Notable connections: Unrest, Nile Rogers of Chic and Steve Ferrone of the Average White Band
Rearrange his name and you get:
SLIME ON NOB or SLOB I’M NONE
Nick Rhodes
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown (ha!)
Astrological sign: Gemini (versatile, lively, intellectual)
Special skills: He fingers the keyboards and he’s a shutterbug. (Snap my picture! I wanna be a girl on film!)
Notable connections: Steve Ferrone, Nile Rogers, Kajagoogoo (you’re too shy shy, hush hush eye to eye), the Devils
Rearrange his name and you get:
NECK HIS ROD or ROCKEN DISH
John Taylor
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Astrological sign: Gemini (communicative, witty, eloquent)
Special skills: A bassist babe with a passion for cars who loves roses and James Bond movies. (Does that turn your crank?)
Notable connections: Power Station, with the lovely and late Robert Palmer, Neurotic Outsiders
Rearrange his name and you get: A HORNY JOLT
Andy Taylor
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Astrological sign: Aquarius (honest, original, independent)
Special skills: A guitar god who likes Chinese food (and he can pluck my strings any time)
Notable connections: Power Station, Iron Maiden, Belinda CarlisleRearrange his name and you get: TRY ON A LADY or RANDY LOT AY? Roger Taylor
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Astrological Sign: Taurus (patient, warmhearted, loving)
Special skills: He’s the quiet, shy drummer who’s content to let others take the spotlight. (Don’t you just love the shy guy?)
Notable connections: Power Station, Lenny Picket of the Tower of Power and Tony Thompson of Chic
Rearrange his name and you get: TRY A REAL GO or ORGY REALTOR