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Lenny
Ideal date Taking you to a garden where I have built the temple of love and we can farm the land each day, touch the earth and play in the sunshine.
Yeah! I went to the school of hard knocks! Use of spitballs caused trouble for schoolmates
Slash thinks I’m cool Slash played guitar on my album Mama Said.
Film and television career I’m in a Gap ad with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wrote songs for Madonna
You can tell a lot about a man by his friends Members of Tokyo’s Guns N’ Roses tribute act Ragz to Richez formed Boozer to salute Lenny Kravitz and… er… Oasis.
Footwear White boots
Legal troubles I was mistaken for a bank robber and falsely arrested. I’m currently being sued by a neighbour for letting my toilet overflow.
Early years Copped guitar style from Jimi Hendrix. Was known as Romeo Blue.
What your mom will say He seems sweet, dear. Are you sure he’s not a homosexual?
Lemmy
Ideal date Setting off firecrackers in the tour bus toilet.
Yeah! I went to the school of hard knocks! Use of speedballs caused trouble for bandmates.
Slash thinks I’m cool Slash let me hit on his girlfriend. When she got pissed about it, he said, “Do you know who that was? That was Lemmy!”
Film and television career I’m in this movie about a girl band. I live in their closet.
Wrote songs for Lita Ford and Samantha Fox
You can tell a lot about a man by his friends Members of Metallica formed the Lemmys to celebrate Lemmy’s 50th birthday.
Footwear White boots
Legal troubles I’ve been mistakenly arrested at least five times. Honest.
Early years Carried guitars for Jimi Hendrix. Was known as Roadie.
What your mom will say He seems strange, dear. Are you sure he’s not homicidal?