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Apparently, November is Fur Month, and the Fur Council of Canada reminds us that the dead critters on your back are “environmentally friendly.” In fact, they’re “a fine natural product biodegradable and a renewable resource.” As well, that patchwork of dead fox is “more lightweight and versatile than ever — ideal for today’s active lifestyles!” So please, keep the cap on the spray paint.