Maybe it's that I don't find myself hanging out at the Four Seasons much, but apparently the Jonas Brothers have been living there for weeks while they work on a movie neither I nor anyone I know will see.
But that's because I'm not a teenage girl. Like this one. She spent a month hanging around the Yorkville hotel because she's obsessed with the decaf, sugar-free Monkees of today.
Unhealthy as this kind of vigil may seem, this young lady may have grown up and learned something in the past month (hopefully not at the cost of missing weeks of school).
That lesson came as a maid dragged out all the crap left behind in the Jonas's rooms after they left town. In what I can only imagine was a photo-worthy pathethic celeb trash grab, the young lady unearthed a drawing she had given to Kevin Jonas earlier in her siege.
She's quoted as saying he "really liked the photo", so didn't expect to find it lumped together with the bros'
used rubbers worn out Bibles.
This reality check is being hotly debated in comment threads. Lots of all caps stuff like this:
OMJ!! KEVIN IS A MOTHERFUCKING FATHER FUCKING PIECE OF FLYING FLAMING DOG SHIT!!!!!!!
SOMEONE ASK THE JONAS BROTHERS IF THEY THROW AWAY GIFTS SOMETIMES ON THEIR NEXT LIVE CHAT!!!!![rssbreak]