Sure, Stockwell Day's keeping a brave face for the cameras, but you can bet he's been furiously scanning the job Web sites late at night. Look no further, Stock, we've got your future career choices covered.
Product model: Northbound Leather
Motivational speaker: Simple leadership for a complicated world
Grants counsellor: "There's tax money out there to be had. Stockwell Day shows you how it can bail you out."
Separate school funding lobbyist for Orthodox Jews: No work Saturdays or Sundays
Guide for prehistory tour at the Royal Ontario Museum: The creationist tour
Bombardier's new Sea-Doo spokesperson
Daytime court TV show host: Judge Day