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The dog day afternoon letter of the week comes to us from Gordon Drake of Toronto, who writes: If you masturbate, you’re practising homosexuality – you’re having sex with a member of your own sex. And I’ll be damned if I’m a Catholic. Thanks for the insight, Gordon. It seems the Pope may end up scolding a few more homos than he bargained for when he stops by next summer to meet with 2 million Catholic youths.
