• Lights on or off?
• First-date deal breaker?
• How do you keep it hot?
[briefbreak]
CHRISTY BATTELL
• Definitely on.
• Alcohol. Someone who overdrinks.
• Experiment with environmental variety.
JOSSI
• On, so I can see.
• If he’s too cold. Cold personality.
• Always keep fit.
ANDY
• Off.
• Foreplay.
VIV
• On.
• If he invites you out and then he wants to go Dutch – or wants you to pay.
• Porno.
TED CARLISLE
• On if they’re on. Off if they’re off.
• Bad breath.
• It’s effortless for some reason.
HOLLY BOILEAU
• Candles.
• Braces!
• It’s just hotter after four years.
EMILY SMITH
• The lights are on in the morning… sex for breakfast.
• Pretension.
• I like to walk around in my underwear.
REBECCA
• Both.
• Poor hygiene and neck beards.
• Sriracha.
SHELDON (left)
• I like them on.
• He made me play a game, but I went along with it.
• Fighting. We fight and then we have sex.
CHRIS
• We tend to have them on.
• Unwillingness to play along. Someone that’s not open-minded.
• Even small fights have a lot of energy.
KYLA MARSDEN
• Light off.
• Excessive cellphone presence during dinner.
• You have to be unpredictable, no routines.
BRENDAN BEAMISH
• Lights off.
• If I have to initiate all the conversation.
• It’s just like real estate: location, location, location.
ALICE (left)
• Fucking on, bitch.
• Talking about your ex. As soon as you say the word “ex.”
• You always have to be somewhat dominant.
SHARLA
• Off. Fucking amazing when it’s off. So sexy.
• Being boring.
• Waxing. Ha-ha.
“BIKO” (left)
• I don’t mind on.
• Bad hair.
• I don’t? I’m actually just joking. By having a good imagination.
“BICYCLETTE“
• Off, please. This is why we’re not a couple.
• Bad style in general.
• By getting creative. This is why we should be lovers.
AMANDA (left)
• On.
• Hygiene.
• Experiment.
OLENA
• On.
• If he smells.
• Try new things.
JEN
• On.
• He drives a nice a car, like a Ferrari or a Maserati, but he rents his apartment.
• Lingerie.
MOLLY GRUNDY
• What does it fuckin’ matter, you know? Is it good or not – who cares about the lights?
• If he’s mean to the waiter.
• Keep looking good.
WOO
• It’s probably lights on if it’s on video.
• Bad shoes.
• Making videos.
RAVEN
• Lights on.
• Bad teeth.
• Be mysterious. Play sexy games.
JORDAN OST (left)
• On. I like to see what I’m getting into. Mystery is overrated.
• Hold off on certain things. Baby steps.
KASIA BULGARSKI
• On.
• Relationship talk.
• Keep it mysterious.
NUNO G (left)
• Lights on.
• If she doesn’t ride a bike.
• I keep it fresh by saving for last the very first thing that comes to my mind.
JR DUNN
• Dimmed.
• If she snores or hogs all the covers.
• Changing cities as often as the sheets.
