Hairy tales

Rating: NNNNNWho: David KimWhere: Reclaim the StreetsWhen: August 30, 7:03 pmWho does your hair? "I haven't touched it in, like,.


Rating: NNNNN

Who: David Kim

Where: Reclaim the Streets

When: August 30, 7:03 pm

Who does your hair?

“I haven’t touched it in, like, two years.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Buy me better shampoo!”

Who: Christina Loizou

Where: Lilith

When: September 15, 3 pm

Who does your hair?

“A girl at Poison Ivy (342 Manning, 416-588-3366). I don’t remember her name. She has pink bits in her hair.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“I have no idea.”

Who: Lyndie Greenwood

Where: Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition

When: August 31, 2:30 pm

Who does your hair?

“Me.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Hoody hoo!”

Who: Abra. Just Abra.

Where: Reclaim The Streets

When: August 30, 7:07 pm

Who does your hair?

“I do.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“It would probably grunt a little bit. Maybe it might snore.”

Who: Fraser Smith

Where: Breadspreads Bar for Critical Mass

When: August 30, 5:58 pm

Who does your hair?

“Robin Black at Coupe Bizzarre (704 Queen West, 416-367-8998).”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Sploof!”

Who: Leanne Wright

Where: Hazelton Lanes atrium for Frida film fest bash

When: September 7, 10:24 pm

Who does your hair?

“Joseph at John Steinberg & Associates (585 King West, 416-506-0268).”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“‘Stroke me,’ because everybody does.”

Who: Paul Korneluk

Where: Breadspreads Bar for Critical Mass

When: August 30, 6:02 pm

Who does your hair?

“Me and my friend Dana. I did it so drivers could see me on my bike.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Zing!”

Who: Chantele Martin

Where: Come as You Are

When: August 31, 5:20 pm

Who does your hair?

“Transus at W Lifestyle (721 Queen West, 416-361-9777).”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Down, boy.”

Who: Lincoln

Where: Dufferin bus

When: September 15, 12:30 pm

Who does your hair?

“Maryia at Salon Hair Creation (1680 Eglinton West, 416-256-2570).”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Feels go-o-oood!”

Who: Violet Rosengarten

Where: Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition

When: August 31, 4:34 pm

Who does your hair?

“Jean-Pierre at Jean-Pierre and Kristensen (29 Bellair, 416-960-0335).”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

(Too bad daft reporter forgot to ask.)Who Scott Griffin

Where: Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition

When: August 31, 2:34 pm

Who does your hair?

“I’ve just been kind of hacking away at it. With these shears. Really.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Stop torturing me and take me to a real barber.”

Who: Chrystian Drisdelle

Where: Queen West

When: September 15, 4:25 pm

Who does your hair?

“I do.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“Smile! Because that’s why I started doing this.”

Who: Jeffrey Pethybridge

Where: Urban Outfitters

When: September 16, 12:33 pm

Who does your hair?

“A freelance stylist named Daniel (416-588-6556).”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“It’s trashy rock ‘n’ roll, baby!”

Who: Kerry Vink

Where: Lilith

When: September 15, 2:56 pm

Who does your hair?

“Me.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“I’m being tortured.”

Who: Louisa Costanzo

Where: The Outer Layer

When: September 15, 4:20 pm

Who does your hair?

“I did it myself.”

If your hair could talk, what would it say?

“I need some hydration!”

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