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Who: David Kim
Where: Reclaim the Streets
When: August 30, 7:03 pm
Who does your hair?
“I haven’t touched it in, like, two years.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Buy me better shampoo!”
Who: Christina Loizou
Where: Lilith
When: September 15, 3 pm
Who does your hair?
“A girl at Poison Ivy (342 Manning, 416-588-3366). I don’t remember her name. She has pink bits in her hair.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“I have no idea.”
Who: Lyndie Greenwood
Where: Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition
When: August 31, 2:30 pm
Who does your hair?
“Me.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Hoody hoo!”
Who: Abra. Just Abra.
Where: Reclaim The Streets
When: August 30, 7:07 pm
Who does your hair?
“I do.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“It would probably grunt a little bit. Maybe it might snore.”
Who: Fraser Smith
Where: Breadspreads Bar for Critical Mass
When: August 30, 5:58 pm
Who does your hair?
“Robin Black at Coupe Bizzarre (704 Queen West, 416-367-8998).”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Sploof!”
Who: Leanne Wright
Where: Hazelton Lanes atrium for Frida film fest bash
When: September 7, 10:24 pm
Who does your hair?
“Joseph at John Steinberg & Associates (585 King West, 416-506-0268).”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“‘Stroke me,’ because everybody does.”
Who: Paul Korneluk
Where: Breadspreads Bar for Critical Mass
When: August 30, 6:02 pm
Who does your hair?
“Me and my friend Dana. I did it so drivers could see me on my bike.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Zing!”
Who: Chantele Martin
Where: Come as You Are
When: August 31, 5:20 pm
Who does your hair?
“Transus at W Lifestyle (721 Queen West, 416-361-9777).”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Down, boy.”
Who: Lincoln
Where: Dufferin bus
When: September 15, 12:30 pm
Who does your hair?
“Maryia at Salon Hair Creation (1680 Eglinton West, 416-256-2570).”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Feels go-o-oood!”
Who: Violet Rosengarten
Where: Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition
When: August 31, 4:34 pm
Who does your hair?
“Jean-Pierre at Jean-Pierre and Kristensen (29 Bellair, 416-960-0335).”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
(Too bad daft reporter forgot to ask.)Who Scott Griffin
Where: Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibition
When: August 31, 2:34 pm
Who does your hair?
“I’ve just been kind of hacking away at it. With these shears. Really.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Stop torturing me and take me to a real barber.”
Who: Chrystian Drisdelle
Where: Queen West
When: September 15, 4:25 pm
Who does your hair?
“I do.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“Smile! Because that’s why I started doing this.”
Who: Jeffrey Pethybridge
Where: Urban Outfitters
When: September 16, 12:33 pm
Who does your hair?
“A freelance stylist named Daniel (416-588-6556).”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“It’s trashy rock ‘n’ roll, baby!”
Who: Kerry Vink
Where: Lilith
When: September 15, 2:56 pm
Who does your hair?
“Me.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“I’m being tortured.”
Who: Louisa Costanzo
Where: The Outer Layer
When: September 15, 4:20 pm
Who does your hair?
“I did it myself.”
If your hair could talk, what would it say?
“I need some hydration!”
