The media was all over City Hall today, trying to get comment from the mayor on new revelations from the un-redacted Lisi warrant ITO. Of particular concern was the mayor’s comment to former staffer Olivia Gondek during the mayor’s St. Paddy’s Day 2012 rager.
Staffer Isaac Ransom told police that Mayor Ford approached Gondek and said, “I’m going to eat you out” and “I banged your pussy.” He also allegedly told a City Hall security guard that he was going to “eat her box.” I’m no lawyer, but this has got to qualify as sexual assault, beyond being penis-shrivelingly foul.
The mayor’s defense, watertight by any legal standard, basically the core of spiritual sequel to Inherit The Wind: he already gets loads of pussy. “I’m happily married,” Rob Ford told reporters this morning, “I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”
In other news – well, in the same news – the mayor of Toronto just said “pussy” on live television. He’s basically Mo from Slap Shot.
Audio via Newstalk 1010.
