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A vampire may soon be making a frappuccino near you.
The Children of the Night had their last sullen hurrah at the Sanctuary Vampire Sex Bar last weekend.
The legendary goth spot may be forced to close its doors to make way, word is, for a Starbucks.
The Sanctuary’s owner, Lance Goth (aka Stephen Lee), says he offered to match whatever Starbucks was slapping down for the Queen and Claremont space, but no dice.
“The building’s owner thinks we’re all Satan-worshipping devils,” sighs Goth.
The owner, Harry Korngut, could not be reached. A Starbucks spokesperson says that for competitive reasons they can’t confirm if they are eyeing the site with the dark past.
Goth is hoping to relocate. Die on, dudes, die on.
