One highly original insight that has emerged ever since Toronto Mayor Rob Ford became headline news is his uncanny, damn near identical resemblance to the late comedian Chris Farley. It’s something we haven’t been able to shake – the sort of harrowing revelation that keeps us up all night, drunk and sweating, connecting pictures of Rob Ford to Chris Farley with twine and thumbtacks, like Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind.
In order to help us get over this eerie (and, no doubt, very, very hilarious) realization, we’ve put together this list of other luminaries who resembles Mayor Ford.
10. Chris Farley: No two ways around it Rob Ford and the late funnyman look literally exactly the same.
9. Chris Farley: From head-to-toe, Rob Ford and the famous comedian Chris Farley look strangely similar.
8. Chris Farley: Now this is getting spooky. Rob Ford is 100% the same as, at a genetic level, the famous Tommy Boy star.
7. Chris Farley: If you squint, Rob Ford sort of resembles the SNL comic Chris Farley.
6. Chris Farley: Bit of a long shot here, but Rob Ford kiiiiiiinda looks like Chris Farley. From Black Sheep.
5. Chris Farley: Guys. Have you ever noticed that Rob Ford looks like Chris Farley? This is freaking us out.
4. Chris Farley: It would be crazy if the funny comic Chris Farley were alive so he could lampoon Rob Ford on Saturday Night Live. Ever imagined that? No? Well, good luck sleeping tonight.
3. Chris Farley: This one comes courtesy of a hawk-eyed reader, who noticed that Rob Ford looks quite a bit like the comedian Chris Farley. It’s true. These guys could be actual twins.
2. Chris Farley: Is Rob Ford the Beverly Hills Ninja himself? Unlikely. But the two are basically exactly the same looking.
1. This pile of trash: From the hillocky mounds of detritus to the sea birds and other assorted gulls circling him at all times, Rob Ford’s a dead-ringer for this mound of human waste.
